4. But your friends keep trying to cheer you up with gestures and loud noises.
6. You’ll give in eventually. It won’t be pretty.
Worst of all, they’ll make you put on pants.
It’s hard. I know.
8. You finally agree to go out, but only because you’ve stopped eating and lost five pounds.
12. Maybe online dating is the way to go. It’s not all creeps these days, right?
13. Don’t worry. Soon you’ll find an online hottie who makes you want to email your heart.
Hey girl. Just running marathons and doing charity work.