11 Reasons Why You Take Too Long In The Shower

You’re reluctant to get out of bed and change your amazing/ridiculously printed pjs. But then you touch that perfectly warm water, and no one can take you out.

1. You're still sleeping.

The fact you got up, went to the bathroom, took of your clothes off and got in the shower does NOT mean you’re awake.

2. You realise standing up is for suckers.

All showers should have a sit; if you haven’t done it you’re missing out in one of the great pleasures in life.

3. It's Clean Up Day!

Which includes ears, behind them, neck and three rounds of shampoo and conditioner (if you’re a girl, may include treatments for your face, lotions, exfoliants, etc.)

4. As soon as you grab the soap you remember what a WONDERFUL singer you are.

This is proved by science, the acoustic is better in any bathroom in the universe, you sound like freaking Pavarotti in there.

5. You're 10...or so you think.

Don't lie, you keep doing it.

6. Those bubbles make you think how infinite and intriguing our universe can be, so you become Aristotle for a moment.

Yeah, all the good ideas come within the spray of water and go away the minute the hot water is over.

7. H-A-N-G-O-V-E-R.

8. You have company.

Sigh...

9. You're having too much fun.

I sound like a rockstar, I look like one and I'm Emma Watson in the shower...don't you dare taking me out of here.

10. It's getting a little too "hot" in there.

You know what I mean.

11. You just realize this is probably the only moment in the day you will have for yourself.

And god the water and the steam help.

Now your fingers look like this:

Wash and rinse in three minutes and get out of there!