14 Of The Most Epic Burns That Seth Meyers Has Ever Given

That hurts. Check out some of Seth’s greatest burns from behind the Weekend Update desk, and get excited for even more dishing when Late Night with Seth Meyers premieres on February 24.

1. “Bruce and Kris Jenner confirmed this week that after 22 years of marriage they are getting divorced…

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Burn Face: “Yeah I said it.”

2. “Geraldo Rivera, who is being sued by talent agency William Morris for failing to pay them, said that he will fight them to the death. Said Rivera…

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Burn Face: “Amirite?”

3. “North Korea on Wednesday launched a long-range rocket in defiance of international sanctions. No word on how Kim Jong-Un celebrated the launch…

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Burn Face: “I’m allowed to say that, right?”

4. “A man in Mexico was arrested for drunk driving. After police pulled him over, the man’s pet parrot repeatedly said, ‘He’s drunk’…

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Burn Face: “Too easy.”

5. “Lamborghini is marketing their new $380,000 sports car as being designed for everyday use…

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Burn Face: “Har har.”

6. “A martial arts trainer in Brooklyn is opening a new school that intends to teach people how to become superhero vigilantes…

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Burn Face: “Not bad.”

7. “This Sunday marks the fifth annual New Jersey Zombie Walk, so if you see someone with dead lifeless eyes trudging around New Jersey…

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Burn Face: “Oof.”

8. “In an effort to set a new record, a three-year-old girl in China walked on a tightrope above six tigers at a local zoo. The only way that story ended well is…

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Burn Face: “I’m pretty serious.”

9. “NBC announced this week that Kathy Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb will host a primetime special on the network called A Toast to 2013 in which they recount their favorite stories from the past year…

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Burn Face: “Shhh. It’s too good.”

10. “A new stomach pacemaker device has been developed that sends electrical signals to the stomach and brain to make a person feel full and help them lose weight…

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Burn Face: “Sorry. But you had that coming.”

11. “This week we learned you CAN judge a book by its cover…”

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Burn Face: “That’s it.”

12. “The Golden Globes were this Sunday and one of the most memorable moments was Jacqueline Bisset’s awkwardly long walk to the stage after winning Best Actress in a Miniseries…

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Burn Face: _____

13. “In an effort to appeal to women, the NRA is highlighting a number of products for women’s self-defense including purses with hidden handgun pockets…

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Burn Face: “Ya hear that?”

14. “Well…

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Burn Face: “Smiling is fun!”

Look out for more burns when Late Night with Seth Meyers premieres Monday, Feb. 24 on NBC.

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