If Harry Potter Book Titles Were Honest

Harry Potter and the Time Hermione Did Literally Everything

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone:

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Harry Potter and the Time Hermione Did Literally Everything

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:

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Harry Potter and the Very Obviously Terrible Idea of Responding to a Journal That Writes on Its Own

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban:

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Harry Potter and the One Where They Freakin' Let Peter Pettigrew Get Away

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:

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Harry Potter and the Where The Hell Did Cedric Diggory Come From?

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:

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Harry Potter and the Unexpected Hormonal Outbursts

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:

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Harry Potter and the Time We Started to Actually Feel Bad for Malfoy

And Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

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Harry Potter and the Holy Shit We Were Not Emotionally Prepared for This