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15 Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Friends With Kids

Babies are so dramatic.

1. When they tell you that their baby is smart:

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Your baby literally can’t even talk.

2. When they tell you their baby is potty trained:

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Cool. I’ve been going to the bathroom on my own for two decades now. Come talk to me when they have a real accomplishment.

3. When they tell you that their baby said its first words:

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“Mom” is not an impressive word. Let me know when the baby can figure out something with more syllables.

4. When they tell you that their baby has started to walk:

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What, like it’s hard?

5. When they upload pictures of their baby to Facebook every single day:

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Your baby looks the exact same as it did yesterday.

6. When they ask when you are planning on having a child of your own:

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I’ll let you know when I decide to stop having fun.

7. When they tell you that you don’t know what you’re missing out on:

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I know I’m missing out on shit and puke, that’s enough for me.

8. When they spend loads of money on a trip for their baby:

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1) Your baby can’t talk and 2) your baby won’t even remember this vacation. Take me instead.

9. When they tell you that their children are different than other children:

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Does your child cry? Doesn’t seem that different to me.

10. When they tell you that their child is well-behaved:

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Oh, that explains the temper tantrum in Target.

11. When they tell you their baby is just tired:

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I don’t cry when I’m tired. Your baby is being dramatic.

12. When they tell you they can’t imagine their life without a baby:

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Just imagine fun.

13. When they tell you that you have to watch the video of their baby:

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No I don’t.

14. When they tell you that their kid is just being shy:

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What if I hid and cried every time you brought your baby around? That’s not shy that’s rude.

15. When they complain about being busy and say they envy you:

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You think I just sit around eating Bon-Bons? I’m busy, TOO.

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