1. Janet Jackson's boob appeared during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show.
2. And Ashlee Simpson was caught lip synching during Saturday Night Live.
Then did a jig. NEVER FORGET.
3. Sex and the City ended, and Carrie ended up with Big in the finale.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were consciously coupled and decided to name their baby Apple, setting the tone for many celebrity baby names to come.
5. Britney Spears married her childhood friend, Jason Alexander, in a Las Vegas wedding chapel.
6. Then, later in the year, she tied the knot with Kevin Federline.
7. And in that same year, Britney blessed the earth with the single "Toxic."
8. The show LOST premiered and had us all wondering why the hell there was a polar bear on the island.
9. And everyone began telling everyone else that their moms went to college with the release of Napoleon Dynamite.
10. Friends ended and left us all wishing something like Netflix had been invented.
11. Kanye West dropped his first album, The College Dropout.
12. And Facebook was literally invented, and introduced to Harvard students.
13. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were still America's sweethearts.
14. And Jennifer Hudson, future OSCAR winner, was awarded 7th place on American Idol.
15. Everyone you knew had a Motorola Razr, and you either had one too, or wanted one badly.
16. Usher’s song “Yeah!” — arguably the best Usher song to date — hit the airwaves and changed middle school dances indefinitely.
17. Jimmy Fallon said goodbye to Saturday Night Live.
18. And Gmail was invented, but you had to have an invite to try it out.
19. Ciara reminded us all to appreciate our goodies.
20. Destiny's Child released their final album together, Destiny Fulfilled.
21. And, of course, Mean Girls premiered and changed life as we know it.
Feel old yet?
