Buzz·Posted on Oct 24, 201423 Things No One In The Midwest Has Time ForSnow in April.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Seasons that last approximately four days. 2. And 30-degree weather in the middle of April. View this photo on Instagram 3. An indecisive Mother Nature who can't decide between rain and snow. View this photo on Instagram 4. Waiting until it's actually October to pick out a pumpkin. View this photo on Instagram 5. Dealing with slow traffic because SOMEONE isn't used to driving on snow. 6. And then dealing with construction on every main road during the summer. 7. Going outside when it's below zero. 8. Weather forecasts that look like this: 9. Trying to get anywhere after a big rain. 10. Hailstorms throwing down pea-sized hail on everything in sight. View this photo on Instagram 11. Irrationally freezing weather on Halloween making it rather difficult to gather candy. View this photo on Instagram 12. Living anywhere that isn't as beautiful as this every autumn. View this photo on Instagram 13. Calling carbonated beverages anything other than "pop." View this photo on Instagram 14. Cold weather and snow getting in the way of cheering on your favorite team. 15. Waiting until it's warm outside to wear shorts. 16. Eating pizza that isn't deep dish style. View this photo on Instagram 17. Waiting for a cow to get out of the middle of the road. View this photo on Instagram 18. Getting a milkshake from anywhere other than Steak 'n Shake. View this photo on Instagram 19. Swimming anywhere other than a lake during the summer. View this photo on Instagram 20. Thinking twice about getting gas from a place called Kum & Go. View this photo on Instagram 21. People thinking that you can actually tip cows. View this photo on Instagram 22. Dealing with anyone who doesn't have Midwestern manners. View this photo on Instagram 23. And listening to anyone who says the Midwest isn't the best part of the United States. View this photo on Instagram