21 Things Every Girl Falsely Believed About High School

    Thanks a lot, movies.

    1. A cute boy would ask you to be his girlfriend in front of his locker.

    2. You would always have the same lunch period as your friends.

    3. As soon as the bell rang at the end of class, you would dash from your desk out into the hall.

    4. And taking off your glasses and letting your hair down suddenly made you a different person.

    5. The popular guy would instantly notice you.

    6. Which would, of course, cause the popular girls to be jealous.

    7. Your teachers would be HOOOTTTT.

    8. And one of your teachers would discover your hidden brilliance and publish your paper in the school newspaper.

    9. You would join a sports team and make so many friends.

    10. And then you would score the winning shot during the championship game.

    11. If you had to take the bus, you would sit in the back and rule the school.

    12. And when you first rode the bus, you would just happen to be seated next to your new BFF.

    13. You would be in a class with upperclassmen, and a senior would inevitably ask you for help.

    14. And because you helped them, they would think you were so cool that they would immediately ask you to join their friend group.

    15. A gorgeous new boy would come to the school and find you in the library studying.

    16. And one day, while you were waiting for your parents to pick you up, the hottest upperclassman would offer you a ride on his motorcycle.

    17. You might go to a dance alone, but then the babe from your science class would ask you to dance and admit he secretly loved you.

    18. And speaking of dances, every school dance would feature a giant, choreographed routine that everyone in the whole school knew.

    19. You would go on a massive adventure during the night and make it back before morning and your parents would never know.

    20. And prom would be the most *magical night of your life.

    21. You would leave high school after having made four years of ~amazing~ memories with people that you'll be best friends with FOREVER!!!

    And then you'll realize that high school is only the beginning and the rest of your life awaits you.