Buzz·Posted on Jul 16, 201519 Signs You Aren't Good At This Makeup ThingI have no idea what I'm doing.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You tried wearing eye makeup once and it was such a disaster you vowed to never do it again. View this photo on Instagram 2. Because even though you feel like you've done an OK job, it never quite turns out like what you expected. View this photo on Instagram 3. The thought of trying to contour your face is the subject of most of your nightmares. View this photo on Instagram 4. You would be much more interested in makeup if you could eat it. View this photo on Instagram 5. The thought of not being able to full-on rub your eye freaks you out. View this photo on Instagram 6. And you're definitely not trying to clean your face AGAIN after just showering. View this photo on Instagram 7. And you're convinced that lip lining is actually a form of witchcraft. View this post on 8. You’ve legitmately considered wearing an eye patch for a day after doing one eye perfectly, and completely messing up the other one. View this photo on Instagram 9. And basically, there's never been any kind of eye makeup trick that you haven't somehow messed up. View this photo on Instagram 10. The number of times you've poked yourself in the eye while trying to apply makeup is 1,345. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And your idea of branching out and trying a new look is a new shade of lip gloss. View this photo on Instagram 12. You have no idea WTF ANY OF THIS IS. View this photo on Instagram 13. And you have often wished you could go to college and major in "teach me how to makeup." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Going to Sephora is a terrifying experience for you because you have no idea where to even begin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And you've even tried to watch tutorials but you end up feeling more confused than ever before. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You are 100% sure you were just not meant to wear makeup because it just never seems to work out for you. View this photo on Instagram 17. And therefore you have now pledged to always leave it to the professionals from now on. View this photo on Instagram 18. Which is fine because most days it's a struggle to even brush your hair. View this photo on Instagram 19. And it's not that you hate makeup or think people shouldn't wear it — you just don't get it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF