1. You find yourself thinking about it all throughout the day.
2. You cannot bear to be away from it for longer than a couple of hours at a time.
3. You sometimes feel like hitting people who say they “don’t like chocolate.”
OK WHATEVER ALIEN
5. You have eaten so much chocolate in your life that you have questioned whether or not you would get sick of it.
LOL LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
6. The smell of chocolate gives you goosebumps.
7. And the first bite of chocolate is comparable to an orgasm.
JUST BEIN’ HONEST.
8. You have dipped every kind of food ever in chocolate because you know that chocolate improves literally anything.
9. You have argued several times about whether or not chocolate is good for you.
IT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER DONE FOR MYSELF, EVER.
10. And your day is just so much better when it includes chocolate.
11. Sometimes, you even plan your vacations around the places that have the best chocolate.
See you soon, Switzerland.
15. Because chocolate is the true love of your life.
ALWAYS AND FOREVER.