1. You are often referred to as the mother of your friend group.
2. You record late-night TV and watch it the next morning while drinking your coffee or tea.
3. You never really went through a "partying phase."
4. You live for the music made before your time and can barely stand the sound of today's music.
If you even call it music.
5. You are exhausted and ready for bed by 10 p.m.
6. But you like to wake up early and not waste your day with sleep.
7. You were called "weird" on more than one occasion when you were growing up.
8. The idea of going out on the weekend sounds terrible.
9. Your ideal weekend is getting some chores done, running some errands, and relaxing with a good book.
10. You don't understand most of the pop-culture references of today.
11. People often refer to you as "mature for your age."
12. When there was a choice between sitting at the adults' table or the kids' table, you would always choose adults'.
13. You are positively fascinated by a certain time period and you are convinced you were born into the wrong generation.
14. It pains you to see people reading books on an electronic device.
15. And you still really enjoy reading a physical newspaper.
16. You are often the source of advice for your friends.
17. You often contemplate the meaning of life.
18. You enjoy spending time alone.
19. Dating in today's world doesn't have much of an appeal.
20. And the idea of twerking or grinding makes you incredibly uncomfortable.
21. You prefer writing letters to texting or emailing.
22. Some of your best friends are older than you are.
23. And no matter what, you've never really felt as if you "fit in" with other people your age.
