1. Why do you sometimes finish in three minutes and sometimes it takes 20 minutes?
2. Why do you ALWAYS have a boner in the morning?
3. Do you really always have a condom in your wallet?
4. Is there a position you generally prefer?
5. How often do you *actually* think about sex?
6. Do you like hand jobs or do you just think about how much better you are at them the entire time?
Because that's what we think about when you're fingering us, tbh.
7. When you lose an erection — is it because of something we did?
8. Have you ever masturbated into a sock?
9. Why do you want to do butt stuff to us but don't want it done back to you?
10. Do you think it's *actually* acceptable to not warn someone when you're about to ejaculate?
11. What is the fascination of ejaculating on someone?
12. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
13. Why don't some of you spend more time on foreplay?
14. Why do some of you expect us to keep it groomed if you don't groom yourself?
15. Do you think about other things during sex, besides sex?
16. Does it *actually* feel better without a condom?
17. How often do you masturbate?
18. Do you prefer doing it with the lights on or off?
19. Does it actually matter what kind of underwear we're wearing?
20. Do queefs freak you out?
21. Why do you have an obsession with spanking us?
22. Who told some of you to try and fit as many fingers inside of us as you can when fingering us?
23. Do you expect women to moan as much as porn stars do?
24. And does it actually turn you on when someone calls you daddy?
