1. Why was The Simple Life canceled?
2. What did Heidi do every day during The Hills? We all know she didn't have a job.
3. And WHY didn't Lauren go to Paris?
4. Why did Marissa have to be killed off on The O.C.?
5. What kind of fabric makes up yeti boots?
6. Where the hell were Peyton and Lucas going when they drove off at the end of Season 6 on One Tree Hill?
7. And speaking of One Tree Hill, why did everyone act like it was no big deal that Haley and Nathan got married when they were 16 YEARS OLD???
8. Why didn't Lorelai and Christopher end up together on Gilmore Girls?
9. Who is Von Dutch?
10. Why did Ashlee Simpson do a jig when she was caught lip-synching?
Where did she learn said jig??
11. Did Cady really fall into the trash can in Mean Girls or did she imagine it?
12. If you sucked up the gel from your gel pens, can you die?
13. Why didn't Carrie choose Aidan?
14. Did people on Room Raiders have any time to clean their rooms beforehand?
15. Was Jessica Simpson's "Dessert Treats" line actually edible?
16. Why did Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen stop making movies?
17. Why did Jergens smell so weird?
18. How did Britney get all those diamonds on her naked body?
19. Why did Stephen choose Kristin over LC?
20. What did the "Warn" sign on AIM actually do?
21. Do mood rings actually work?
22. How did one pair of jeans fit four different girls in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?
23. Is Genovia, the country in The Princess Diaries, real?
24. What is actually inside of a lava lamp?
25. What happened to Mary-Kate and Ashley's fashion and accessories line in Walmart?
26. Who was Jesse McCartney talking about in "Beautiful Soul"?
27. And why was Jessica Simpson eating tuna in the first place?
