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Is This A Real Florida News Headline Or Something I Made Up?

This actually [happened.](http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20120227/BREAKING/120229568/2627?Title=Sarasota-Sheriff-Man-stabbed-in-confusion-over-harmonicas)

Yep.

"Man Stabbed In Confusion Over Harmonicas"

Nope.

"Man Drives Into Grocery Store, Says Bird Told Him To"

"Monkey Gets Job At Florida Strip Club"

This actually [happened.](http://www.nbc-2.com/story/19861761/teacher-injured-in-airborne-fish-attack)

"Teacher Injured In Airborne Fish Attack"

Florida Man Tells Cop To "Taser My Ass"

This actually [happened.](http://www.bradenton.com/news/article34494522.html)

"Man Says Cocaine Found In His Buttocks Isn't His"

"Florida Woman Tells Cop She’s In A Relationship With Cat”

This actually [happened.](http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Dumb-Blond-Joke-Ends-in-Knife-Attack-125026714.html)

"Dumb Blonde Joke Ends In Nipple Bite, Knife Attack"

This actually [happened.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/florida-woman-megan-maria_n_489944.html)

"Florida Woman Causes Two-Car Crash Because She Was Shaving Her Bikini Line"

This actually [happened.](http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/deputies-drunken-woman-golf-cart-nearly-crashes-am/ngYjK/)

"Drunken Woman On Golf Cart Nearly Crashes Into Ambulance"

This actually [happened.](http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Mom-Bites-Daughter-Who-Tried-to-Turn-Off-Rihanna-CD-147319225.html)

"Mom Bites Daughter Who Tried to Turn Off Rihanna CD"

You need to read more about Florida!

You've obviously been to Florida.

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