How You Act When You're Drunk Vs. When You're High

    Either way you want pizza.

    Lara Parker
    by Lara Parker

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Watching TV When You're Drunk:

    Nickelodeon / Via memebase.cheezburger.com

    What the hell is happening on TV right now? Is this making you dizzy? WHY ARE THEY MOVING SO MUCH? HAHAH, he tripped.

    Watching TV When You're High:

    Nickelodeon

    This has, like, such a deep meaning. Why isn't everyone freaking out about this? This shit is REAL. This is going to change the world.

    Talking to People When You're Drunk:

    FOX

    Holy shit, I sound so smart right now. I am impressing everyone. HAHA, everyone laughed. This is so great. FUCK YEAH. Wait, why is everyone walking away? I'M FUNNY.

    Talking to People When You're High:

    NBC

    Holy shit how long have I been talking for? :: laughs uncontrollably ::

    Walking When You're Drunk:

    Bravo / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com

    HAHA I'm totally not even drunk. I got this. No one can even tell, probably. WHERE THE HELL DID THAT SIDEWALK COME FROM??

    Walking When You're High:

    Via giphy.com

    Holy shit this ground is blowing my fucking mind look at that DIRT. This is taking soo long. Maybe I should run. No, no I should walk.

    Talking to Your Crush When You're Drunk:

    Via gurl.com

    I WANNA RUB YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE UNTIL OUR FACES ARE RAW.

    Talking to Your Crush When You're High:

    ABC

    So, have you ever thought about how the ocean always kisses the beach then backs away? I like bread.

    Eating When You're Drunk:

    Fox Searchlight Pictures / Via pizzaforstarpowerrr.tumblr.com

    I NEED PIZZA. I need pizza more than I have ever needed anything in my life. But I'm also sooo sleeeeepy. Maybe I'll eat this and then fall asleep on my couch.

    Eating When You're High:

    Walt Disney TV

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED. WHAT IS THIS MADE OUT OF? Is this what heaven is like? My body is shaking. I need more. I need more, now.

    Tweeting When You're Drunk:

    Tweeting When You're High:

    Dancing When You're Drunk:

    Touchstone Pictures

    I didn't even KNOW I could dance like this. My body is amazing. This song is everything. I FEEL THIS MUSIC.

    Dancing When You're High:

    Via tv3.co.nz

    This is chill af.

    Texting When You're Drunk:

    Texting When You're High:

    Trying to Sleep When You're Drunk:

    CW

    I'm so tired I could literally sleep anywhere. Wow, this floor feels exactly like my bed.

    Trying to Sleep When You're High:

    Fox Searchlight Pictures

    Life is so fucking crazy. I can't believe we're all just on this Earth finding our way. What else is out there? Do aliens have anxiety too? I wonder what penguins worry about.