27 Comebacks All '90s Kids Are Still Using

    You are a snob and a half.

    1. When your elders try to offer advice:

    2. When someone tries to insult you:

    3. When someone sucks at driving:

    4. When a cop pulls you over for speeding:

    5. When you get your first job and people ask you how it is:

    6. When someone is rude to you:

    7. When you're on the phone with the internet company:

    8. When someone tries to steal your boo:

    9. When someone tries to sext you:

    10. When someone doesn't text you back:

    11. When you live alone for the first time:

    12. When your Instagram picture gets less than 11 likes:

    13. When you're paying a friend back:

    14. When you know the answer on Jeopardy!:

    15. When you try to help someone with their homework:

    16. When you're helping a friend through a breakup:

    17. When someone underestimates you:

    18. When someone asks you about the latest HBO show:

    19. When your friends try to get you to join their gym:

    20. When your cat finds the hidden food:

    21. When you're making fun of your pale friends:

    22. When someone buys you a drink:

    23. When you read comments online:

    24. When you see someone hella attractive:

    25. When you don't like your friend's new S.O.:

    26. When you're giving advice to youths:

    27. And when you don't want to talk to someone: