1. Basically, you are ALWAYS hungry...but not for veggies.
2. But when it comes to eating, you have a serious preference, no matter how hard you fight it.
3. You've tried telling yourself that you will start eating healthier soon, but it never quite works out the way you plan.
4. And the only thing you really need a personal trainer for is to have someone to stop you from eating junk food.
5. You have a very special translation when it comes to the food pyramid.
6. It's not that you don't value your health, it's just that healthy food doesn't taste as good to you as cupcakes do.
7. On the occasion that you DO eat healthy foods, you feel like a damn god.
8. When you are making plans with friends, it almost always includes fast food.
9. You know that, at the end of the day, you will not find solace in the arms of a salad.
10. You know that, when times are tough, you turn to pizza for help.
11. You are a big fan of pointing out that chocolate is technically very good for you.
12. Leafy greens are fantastic! For small woodland creatures.
13. People have told you several times that they think you should eat healthier and you're like, weird I don't remember asking you?
14. You know that true hotness comes from within, which is why you eat Hot Cheetos.
15. You know that healthy eating also comes with risks.
16. Your ideal snack usually involves at least two types of chocolate.
17. Life is short, so you aim to enjoy the ride.
18. You DO eat salad sometimes, it's just that when you do...you add special toppings.
19. You are certain your body actually NEEDS junk food to survive.
20. You feel personally victimized when you're grocery shopping and only buying junk food and the cashier asks you if you're actually only going to buy junk food.
21. You've tried to eat healthier on several occasions, but you value your happiness so it's never lasted too long.
22. And you have tried the foods that commercials and people everywhere claim to be delicious AND healthy, and you're like, "What are you eating? Because it isn't this."
23. You love splurging and treating yourself...to delicious treats.
24. You don't only need snacks for yourself, you need them to maintain the health and safety of those around you.
25. You often try to eat healthy stuff, but unhealthy food is literally everywhere. Calling for you.
26. You think that everything should be done in moderation, especially moderations.
27. And basically, you deserve to be surrounded by those you love.
