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    26 Times "The Hills" Perfectly Summed Up Dating

    Truth and time tells all.

    1. When someone doesn't text you back but uploads a new Instagram picture:

    2. When the first text you receive from someone is asking for a picture of yourself:

    3. When you're one drink down and tired of going on first dates:

    4. When you are trying to recover from yet another friend setup:

    5. When you join Tinder for the first time:

    6. When someone tries to DTR with you and you aren't having it at all:

    7. When you're stalking your new crush on Facebook and they have a bunch of shirtless selfies:

    8. When you're asking your friend if you should text them first YET again:

    9. When it's only an hour before your blind date but you really, really want to cancel:

    10. When someone shows up 30 minutes late to your date:

    11. When someone asks you why you're still single:

    12. When you send your crush a text and they don't text back right away:

    13. When your date begins the sentence with, "So I Googled you...":

    14. When you drunk text your ex:

    15. When you're texting someone new and they use the wrong form of "your":

    16. When you match up with a new babe on Tinder:

    17. When your crush says something that really isn't that funny but you laugh out loud anyway:

    18. When your crush doesn't follow the two-day rule and calls you right away after your date:

    19. When your date won't stop talking about themselves and you're just pretending to listen:

    20. When someone tells you to text them later:

    21. When your date talks about how many people they're dating:

    22. When you show up to the date and your date looks nothing like their picture:

    23. When your date tries to take a bite of your food without asking:

    24. When someone you aren't interested in won't stop texting you:

    25. When you go on a date with someone and actually kind of like them:

    26. And when you finally decide to not care anymore: