8. Reality: It would be safe to assume that over half the male population in Greece is named Kostas. That includes that 90 year old grandpa in the corner and that 8 year old that just tried to pick pocket your wallet. This dream is dead.
9. Expectation: Riding on a donkey up a hill in Greece is life changing and peaceful. You will look like Alexis Bledel in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants gracefully side sitting in your lovely white dress.