1. Holy crap, did I drink too much last night? Is that my stomach making that noise? I think I’ll just lie down.
3. Wow, that was weird. At least I feel better now.
6. So. Thirsty. I’ll drink something. It should be fine.
10. Wake up and drink a sip of water. Stomach makes some sort of tribal mating call.
11. Stumble out of bathroom onto couch. Turn TV on and see food commercial. OH GOD.
12. Vow to never, ever eat the food you threw up again.
13. Have people tell you you’re looking extra skinny. “Yeah it’s this new diet where I puke up every single thing that enters my stomach. It’s super fun.”
14. Live off diet of saltines and water for a solid week while slowly becoming addicted to a new Netflix show.
15. Think to yourself, “Hey that wasn’t so bad!”
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