Another time when I was flying to Ireland, I was seated along the aisle, and I had just fallen asleep with my face turned towards the aisle. A rather large man decided he wanted to get his carry-on luggage that was stored above my seat, and as he reached up to get it, I was awoken by a huge belly smashing into my face. It was really gross and I couldn’t fall asleep again for the rest of the flight.
One time I was flying to LA, and apparently some lady tried to make a huge purchase using the in-flight wifi, but then the wifi timed out and the lady started throwing this crazy fit. She was trying to fight the flight attendants and she wouldn’t stop screaming. When we landed we had to wait for police to come take her away before we could get off the plane. It was so weird.
Mine had legitimate messages from people I know who I just wasn’t facebook friends with at the time, and now I feel terrible that I never responded!!
Response to 50 Surprising Facts About The Internet:
I’ve had a picture on my phone for years of a chicken strip that looks like an elephant. I guess I now know what I should do with it!!
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I’m quite shocked that this quiz actually had my all-time favorite animal as one of the options. No one bothers to put walruses as an option nowadays.
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It’s funny to me that everyone hates to change the toilet paper role, because I get super paranoid if I leave it empty. I will seriously change it no matter where I am, provided that there is toilet paper around. I even changed the role of toilet paper at the Parliament building in Northern Ireland just last week.
My calculus teacher in high school drew this map free-handed and by memory. He even dotted the location of the capitals for every state.
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I start college in the fall, and I’m already too used to #2.
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Someone I my philosophy class had #10, but I could never figure out what that hatch was that they kept playing with on the side of their water bottle. It all makes sense now!
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Response to 50 Reasons Chicago Is Second To NO City:
I was already craving Portillos today, and this post just made it worse! Cake shake here I come!
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I still used #48 this past year in gym class. In my senior year of high school. And it was amazing.
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I was thinking the same thing about number 29. Nothing can beat a Portillos chocolate cake shake!!
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Response to The Ultimate Regional Vocabulary Throwdown:
I’m from Chicago too, and while reading this I thought to myself: “but I don’t call them tennis shoes or sneakers!”
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