1. Oh, Bundt Cake, with your moist sponginess, what would I do without you?
*I’d like to point out that this is the only appropriate time to use the word “moist.”
2. Is it the fact that you come in SO many delicious flavors that makes you divine?
RED VELVET OMG
3. Or could it be that you can be small for me to take wherever I go?
SCREW THE DIET, I’LL TAKE THE LOT
4. The fact that you taste amazing with or without icing is simply impressive.
I mean, just LOOK at that frosting!
6. And you know how to dress up for the occasion
Flowers? Could you be even MORE adorable?
7. You tempt me time after time with your deliciousness…
Chocolate covered strawberries on top???? This should be illegal…