1. You’re not quick to help someone out.
2. You’re an inspiring author.
I have a feeling it’ll win the Pulitzer.
3. You have the Grumpy Cat look down to a pat.
HE IS GRUMPY CAT
4. You come up with the best puns.
5. You’re blunt when it comes to pep-talks.
6. You don’t like to share your love.
Ain’t that the truth.
7. You’re not a fan of the “If you were a…, what would you do?” game.
8. You planned out your funeral in advance.
9. You’re creative when it comes to saying good-night.
10. There are some questions you just can’t handle.
11. You take being literal to a whole new level.
12. Whipped Cream is your favorite food EVER.
I mean, it IS the best.
13. You have great math skills.
14. You know what’s really important in life.
15. This is you when you suspect people are having fun.
That crap won’t fly in your house!
16. You’re the king of judging.
17. You don’t have time for sympathy. You also enjoy playing Doctor.
18. But pretending to be Santa may not be your thing.
So honest…so brutal.
19. You tell it like it is when it’s about responsibility.
Technically, this is true, so…
20. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never understand Star Wars.
So close, and yet, so far.
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