My prom was school sponsored. I have a feeling that this school doesn’t sponsor prom here just so they could get away with segregation. Ridiculous.

No, it’s “were.” It’s the subjunctive.

An excellent example of Poe’s Law.

If there’s a reboot, he has to be in it. It’s non-negotiable.

Wow, that seems delusional even for a crazy racist.

Wait, is HappyRebel1861 saying that white people can’t kill themselves? I haven’t heard that one before.

He finally gets to be a ginger.

My mom worked even though she could have been a stay-at-home mom because she loved her job. I learned from her that men like this asshole don’t get to choose my future and that a woman does not have to sacrifice her entire life to be a good mom.

I cannot overemphasize how much I did NOT mean to press “cute.”

I never know how to vote for posts like these. Do I press “fail” for Romney’s original comment and the last two tweets, or do I press “win” for the majority of the snarky tweets? I went the “fail” route, but now I think I have reactor’s remorse.

That may be the most accurate description of a person ever.

My sister got me the DVD for Christmas. Needless to say: one of the best presents ever.

I didn’t even know that this was a thing. And I really didn’t need to know.

You got: Venus, the Chimera
You are fair, open-minded, and have the rare ability to see both sides of every issue. This can mean that you have a hard time making up your mind about even the simplest of tasks (like what to eat for dinner), but, happily, you see the whole world as a magical wonderland full of possibilities, so whatever you get someone else to pick for you will probably be fine. I like it.

Replace “hamburger helper” with “ramen noodles” and, yeah, this is pretty accurate.

I think it suits them. I could see the WBC walking that thin line between abstinence and necrophilia/bestiality.

” it didn’t fit in the printer, and ” AND WHAT?! You’ll never know…

For me, the best Mitch/Cam moment will always be the sleep-clowning.

Demon Donkey is by far the best. Also, Star Knight was featured in a Cracked article called “The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys.” I’d recommend it; it’s pretty funny.