#10 is the most accurate representation of my daily life I've ever seen. I don't think an actual picture of me in my double-wide (2 cubicles with tall walls & fake windows…cause I'm that good at what I do) would be able to capture the dead-on sadness and frustration of this masterpiece.

I've been putting off setting a wedding date, so I can continue to procrastinate losing weight….instead I'm going to ask her to be a bridesmaid. problem solved thanks internet

#95 isn't Poppy Montgomery

Keep your GD cinnamon away from my Corn Pops!!

If you're going to have money painted on your nails (which you shouldn't) are you really going to ask for the $1 and $5?

Why are these kids so sleepy?  I didn't know people still Dimetapped your kids and video them doing stupid stuff before they passed out. My mom invented that shiz! I still can't drink grape soda.

Can I substitute the ruby ring for thin crust and some more toppings?

I can't believe a make-up artist or a good friend hasn't point out Zooey's stach? I can't even get a pedicure without being held down while an adorably tiny Asian lady rips hair out of my face without asking? Can anyone explain raccoon eyes? I don't get it.

I would be pants over the ketchup at Whataburger!