How has no one considered the massive amount of animals who gave up their life to be mocked in a disgustingly tacky fashion? I mean, that poor, insanely over-fed and hormone-stuffed turkey had a shitty life to begin with no doubt, but then he’s cooked and sprinkled with chocolate and sprinkles, a picture is taken of his sparkly carcass, and then he’s thrown into the trash, no doubt. This post just makes me really sad.