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I bet they taste like magic and glitter.
acid-tastic
Would you eat them for a kiss?
Would you eat them at a briss?
Would you eat them in a box?
How ‘bout with a schmear and lox? Not for a kiss, not at a briss
Not in a box, not with some lox
I will not eat them Sam-I-Am
I think you know about the ham
Coming to a rural red-state town near you.
rainbow bagels vs cupcakes and macarons. http://hurricanevanessa.com/?p=14433
Oh the Jews have done it again. Truly glorious, of course.
I've had these before. They're extraordinarily disappointing once you bite into one.
I bet they turn your fecal matter green, too.
A bestseller for ravers across the country.
I bet they taste like unicorn poop. (I'm not saying that's a bad thing…)
I bet that is what fuels ke$ha.
Superman Bagels!
Simpsons did it first…
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