while it may not be alcohol… it isnt a medical condition. its some sort of drug. if it was a medical condition why would he be all by himself struggling to buy beer on a tuesday morning?

Actually it is K either. It is a medical condition (I can't remember the name but it starts with an M). It has to do with causeing your balance to be thrown off and also has to do with Virtigo. Still, the silent film version of this is better! :)

you know he's not drunk, right? that's K or something, alcohol doesn't do that.

So much better than the original :)