I once had a teenage grocery bagger ask me if Toaster Strudel was really better than Pop Tarts when she bagged mine up. I said they were by far superior and she sadly said her mom only buys Pop Tarts cuz they’re cheaper. I asked her what she had a job for if it wasn’t to have her own money. She lit up, agreed and said she would be bringing home a box of Toaster Strudel that day after work. I hope this kind of blatant advertising gets me in good with Gretchen Weiners’ dad cuz I could use some free Toaster Strudel.