Oh dear god, it's a dried up hairless dog! SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!!!!!!! WHERE'S MULDER AND SCULLY WHEN YOU NEED THEM!?!?!?!
Oh dear god, it's a dried up hairless dog! SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!!!!!!! WHERE'S MULDER AND SCULLY WHEN YOU NEED THEM!?!?!?!
You're the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen on this site. (No offense, I just couldn't let that one slip by.)
Wait, he's still alive!?!?!
Hahahaha, Glenn Beck is the greatest comedian of all time. Every time I see him, I start laughing. He should get his own show on Comedy Central.
I would be surprised if s/he is able to walk 5 feet without having a heart attack. And s/he lives in West Virginia. I live a state over from him/her! I thought I felt a weird gravitational pull coming from West Virginia…
This is just the beginning. First, the cocaine dealers build a sub. Then the pot dealers build a tank. Finally, the meth dealers will make a nuclear missile. It will happen, the Mayans predicted it.
And so the zombie apocalypse begins…
Meh.
Would this count as accidental penis?
I've seen some weird fetishes in my time, but this one really takes the bacon.