But things have changed. Ryan Lochte clearly woke up this morning enlightened. He’s reached a new plane of existence. And he had this (these?) wise word(s) to say:
You can say that again. Please do say that again.
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- The NFL has upheld Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's four-game suspension for his alleged involvement with the deflation of footballs 🏈