The 23 Funniest Responses To The Jets Asking For Advice On Twitter

The New York Jets’ official Twitter account asked what the team should prioritize during free agency. Twitter had some great ideas. posted on

Here’s the original tweet from the Jets. Good thinking, guys! No way this could go wrong!

Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

1.

football RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

2.

dental plan RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

3.

A new social media coordinator. RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

4.

A lithium-ion battery that doesn't catch on fire RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

5.

why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

6.

Having fun RT @nyjets" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7.

Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

8.

...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

9.

New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

10.

cats RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

11.

Applying to the new Big East @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

12.

@nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.

13.

Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/suss2hyphens">@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."

14.

Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

15.

“Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

16.

Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

17.

Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

18.

Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller.. “@nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”

19.

All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

20.

Surrender? RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

21.

Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

22.

Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

23.

Drugs. RT @nyjets" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/nyjets">@nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

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