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The 23 Funniest Responses To The Jets Asking For Advice On Twitter

The New York Jets’ official Twitter account asked what the team should prioritize during free agency. Twitter had some great ideas.

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The 23 Funniest Responses To The Jets Aski...
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Here’s the original tweet from the Jets. Good thinking, guys! No way this could go wrong!

New York Jets @nyjets

Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:28 PM - 11 Mar 13
1.
Matt Sussman @suss2hyphens

football RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:36 PM - 11 Mar 13
2.
Matt Sussman @suss2hyphens

dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:37 PM - 11 Mar 13
3.
Caitlin Kelly @atotalmonet

A new social media coordinator. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:46 PM - 11 Mar 13
4.
Grady @Grady509

A lithium-ion battery that doesn't catch on fire RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:49 PM - 11 Mar 13
5.
Jason Kirk @JasonKirkSBN

why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

7:50 PM - 11 Mar 13
6.
Phil Tyckoski @PhilTyckoski

Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:52 PM - 11 Mar 13
7.
TUG @UnsportsmanGent

Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:53 PM - 11 Mar 13
8.
Chris Heller @c_heller

...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:55 PM - 11 Mar 13
9.
Aaron Gordon @A_W_Gordon

New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:48 PM - 11 Mar 13
10.
Peter Berkes @runthedive

cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:46 PM - 11 Mar 13
11.
John Duckworth @_JohnDuckworth_

Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:45 PM - 11 Mar 13
12.
OfficialGeonyAyyad @GeonyAyyad18

“@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.

7:57 PM - 11 Mar 13
13.
Chris Handlon @C_Handlon

Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."

7:45 PM - 11 Mar 13
14.
Ryan Winfield @RJWinfield

Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:38 PM - 11 Mar 13
15.
RumfordJohnny @RumfordJohnny

“Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:36 PM - 11 Mar 13
16.
Faux Trent Dilfer @FauxTrentDilfer

Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:58 PM - 11 Mar 13
17.
Large @bposbg

Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

7:57 PM - 11 Mar 13
18.
Branman @Branmancanjam

Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller.. “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”

7:56 PM - 11 Mar 13
19.
Ashley Burns @MayorBurnsy

All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:39 PM - 11 Mar 13
20.
Sam Reiss @samsreiss

Surrender? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

8:22 PM - 11 Mar 13
21.
Dan Kadar @MockingTheDraft

Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:35 PM - 11 Mar 13
22.
Jack Dickey @jackdickey

Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:34 PM - 11 Mar 13
23.
Sean Fennessey @sean_fennessey

Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

7:31 PM - 11 Mar 13

H/T to Nick Schwartz at USA Today

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