The 23 Funniest Responses To The Jets Asking For Advice On Twitter

The New York Jets’ official Twitter account asked what the team should prioritize during free agency. Twitter had some great ideas.

Here’s the original tweet from the Jets. Good thinking, guys! No way this could go wrong!

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why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

— JasonKirkSBN (@Jason Kirk)
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Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— PhilTyckoski (@Phil Tyckoski)
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Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— UnsportsmanGent (@TUG)
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...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— c_heller (@Chris Heller)
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New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— A_W_Gordon (@Aaron Gordon)
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cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— runthedive (@Peter Berkes)
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Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— _JohnDuckworth_ (@John Duckworth)
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“@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.

— GeonyAyyad18 (@OfficialGeonyAyyad)
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Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."

— C_Handlon (@Chris Handlon)
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Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— RJWinfield (@Ryan Winfield)
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“Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— RumfordJohnny (@RumfordJohnny)
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Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— FauxTrentDilfer (@Faux Trent Dilfer)
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Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

— bposbg (@Large)
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Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller.. “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”

— Branmancanjam (@Branman)
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All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— MayorBurnsy (@Ashley Burns)
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Surrender? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— samsreiss (@Sam Reiss)
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Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— MockingTheDraft (@Dan Kadar)
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Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— jackdickey (@Jack Dickey)
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Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— sean_fennessey (@Sean Fennessey)

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