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The 23 Funniest Responses To The Jets Asking For Advice On Twitter

The New York Jets’ official Twitter account asked what the team should prioritize during free agency. Twitter had some great ideas.

Here’s the original tweet from the Jets. Good thinking, guys! No way this could go wrong!


Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— New York Jets

1.

football RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Matt Sussman

2.

dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Matt Sussman

3.

A new social media coordinator. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Caitlin Kelly

4.

A lithium-ion battery that doesn’t catch on fire RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Grady

5.

why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN)

why don’t they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.— Jason Kirk

6.

Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Phil Tyckoski (@PhilTyckoski)

Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Phil Tyckoski

7.

Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— TUG (@UnsportsmanGent)

Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— TUG

8.

...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Chris Heller (@c_heller)

…quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Chris Heller

9.

New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Aaron Gordon (@A_W_Gordon)

New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Aaron Gordon

10.

cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Peter Berkes (@runthedive)

cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Peter Berkes

11.

Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— John Duckworth (@_JohnDuckworth_)

Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— John Duckworth

12.

“@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.

— OfficialGeonyAyyad (@GeonyAyyad18)

“@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.— OfficialGeonyAyyad

13.

Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."

— Chris Handlon (@C_Handlon)

Contraceptive coverage RT”@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”— Chris Handlon

14.

Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Ryan Winfield (@RJWinfield)

Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Ryan Winfield

15.

“Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— RumfordJohnny (@RumfordJohnny)

“Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— RumfordJohnny

16.

Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Faux Trent Dilfer (@FauxTrentDilfer)

Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Faux Trent Dilfer

17.

Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

— Large (@bposbg)

Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.— Large

18.

Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller.. “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”

— Branman (@Branmancanjam)

Make Rex Ryan’s teeth smaller.. “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”— Branman

19.

All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Ashley Burns (@MayorBurnsy)

All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Ashley Burns

20.

Surrender? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Sam Reiss (@samsreiss)

Surrender? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Sam Reiss

21.

Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Dan Kadar (@MockingTheDraft)

Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Dan Kadar

22.

Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Jack Dickey (@jackdickey)

Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Jack Dickey

23.

Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

— Sean Fennessey (@sean_fennessey)

Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.— Sean Fennessey

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