You might think Air Yeezy IIs only cost $245, but you’d be wrong. The value of things is determined by MARKET VALUE, or SUPPLY AND DEMAND, or something. (Did not finish the economics course I took in college.)
As such, we should all acknowledge the sale price of these auctioned Air Yeezys (Air Yeezies?) as being the new law.
Somebody really wants to wear Yeezy on their feet. Either that or this is a huge publicity stunt, but hey! that’s not possible, is it? Let’s take a look at the seller’s description of his/her hot commodity.
SEND ME YOUR OFFERS!! I MIGHT TAKE IT!!
Oh, that’s kind of you.
THIS IS A ~~PREORDER~~FOR ONE PAIR OF 100% AUTHENTIC NIKE AIR YEEZY 2s IN THE BLACK AND PINK COLORWAY!! SIZES 8-12 ONLY PICK ONE!
You kind of sound like Kanye. You know, the all-caps and everything. And the weird unidentifiable excitement.
THEY ARE 10000000% AUTHENTIC NIKE PRODUCTS CHECK MY FEEDBACK I AM LEGIT!!
“I am legit” — something people who are legit do not say. But if it’s ten million percent authentic…
THESE ARE STARTING AT $1 WITH NO RESERVE!
$1! What a bargain that would’ve been.
CHECK OUT MY OTHER LISTING FO THE WOLF GREY YEEZY!
Odd Future Wolf Grey Yeezy Kill Them All
I WILL SHIP THESE ONCE I HAVE IN HAND. WILL SHIP THE SECOND WEEK OF JUNE!
PLEASE DO NOT ASK ABOUT MY SOURCE.
It was Barack Obama, wasn’t it? Barry’s such a sneakerhead.
YOU WILL HAVE CHOICE OF SIZE 8-12
I HAVE ANOTHER LISTING FOR THE WOLF GREY YEEZY 2s CHECK THEM OUT!
When Ricky Rubio said that everybody is talking about wolves, he was totally right!
THIS PREORDER WILL KEEP YOU FROM HAVING TO WAIT IN LINES.
I feel like if I had $90,000 in disposable income, I could probably pay someone to wait in line for me.
IF FOR SOME REASON I DO NOT GET YOUR SHOES I WILL REFUND YOU THE FULL AMOUNT.
I WILL SHIP VIA USPS 2-3 DAY PRIORITY MAIL IN DOUBLE BOX FOR SEND ME YOUR OFFERS!! I MIGHT TAKE IT!!
How kind of you.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS AS I AM ALWAYS AVAILABLE. THANK YOU MUCH FOR LOOKING.
NO ZERO FEEDBACK BIDDERS ALLOWED!!
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