In Praise Of James Harden, The NBA’s Sixth Man Of The Year

So elegant, he can only be honored in verse.

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James Harden can taste
Raindrops on his stuck-out tongue.
His beard is soggy.

Thanks for taking Swag
101, with Professor
Harden. Let’s begin.

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I ball hard with my
best friends. We’re getting matching
tats. Kev’s hiding his.

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