1. Wichita State may have lost to Louisville, but at least their fans repped the Shockers HARD. No, not like that — I’m talking about this girl, and her hand puppet.
2. Just look at this thing. Where did she get it? What does it mean? Why don’t I have one? There are so many questions.
3. It looks like hand puppets DO exist for some other college teams, so if you’re not running out to buy one of these right now, you are a terrible fan.
4. I didn’t see any Louisville hand puppets in the stands. You know how the Louisville mascot feels about that?
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