3. Upon arriving in New Orleans, their journey began, and they faced an early obstacle: one million policemen standing around everywhere. Except, the police had no interest in them — Kobe and LeBron just walked on past.
6. The second obstacle our heroes face is when they come out of a tunnel and a cop is basically like, “What the hell are you guys doing?” They say they’re filming a documentary. The cop goes to check something. They run away.
13. Ah, yes. They’re carrying a box. Good reminder here that if you are carrying a box, people will assume you are carrying it for a reason. (For your sake, hope they don’t assume that reason is related to domestic terrorism.)
16. Clearly, the hardest part about sneaking into the Super Bowl is getting near it. Once you’ve breached a certain ring of access, the assumption becomes that you are supposed to be there, not that you aren’t.