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Shaq really cares about other people.
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Shaq gets along well with other players, so no worries about team friction.
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According to a TMZ poll, there's only a 50% chance that Shaq 's a jerk!
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Shaq Respects The Dignity Of Institutions
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Shaq has experience with giving people what they want.
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Shaq's good with words, so the media will never trip him up.
Speaking of which: let's watch Shaq mumble!
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Shaq has a doctorate in education, so he'll be a great teacher for other members of the front office.
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Shaq is an honest man who always keeps his word.
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Commentator Shaq has an outside perspective from his work on TNT.
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Shaq has played for a bunch of different teams, so he has experience all over the league!
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Shaq is sensitive to hot-button issues, and will never say anything that could cause a PR disaster.
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Shaq has a tough shell.
