New Disguises For Charlie Sheen

With the philandering Two And A Half Men star putting on a fake mustache and shaving his head to confuse the paps, here's some other suggestions for Sheen's future disguises. More at heavy.com.

• Dark Knight Disguise

  

  If they couldn’t ID millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, Charlie Sheen should be fine.

• Jay Leno Disguise

  

  Hey, look! It’s Jay Leno! Let’s get the hell out of here before he talks to us!

• Lindsay Lohan Disguise

  

  Nobody even cares when they see Lindsay Lohan crawling around on the streets of L.A. covered in cocaine. Life & Style won’t pay a dime for those pictures. If Charlie Sheen wants to go out and get torn up, there’s no better way to keep away from the cameras.

• Gimp Mask Disguise

  

  What, you think Charlie Sheen doesn’t own a gimp mask? Dude was married to Denise Richards. He probably keeps one in the trunk of his car.