Dark Knight Disguise
If they couldn’t ID millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, Charlie Sheen should be fine.
Jay Leno Disguise
Hey, look! It’s Jay Leno! Let’s get the hell out of here before he talks to us!
Lindsay Lohan Disguise
Nobody even cares when they see Lindsay Lohan crawling around on the streets of L.A. covered in cocaine. Life & Style won’t pay a dime for those pictures. If Charlie Sheen wants to go out and get torn up, there’s no better way to keep away from the cameras.
Gimp Mask Disguise
What, you think Charlie Sheen doesn’t own a gimp mask? Dude was married to Denise Richards. He probably keeps one in the trunk of his car.
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