This starts off a little slow but will quickly become your new favorite thing in all the world. [Ed. note: I demand a “Gilmore Girls” version.]
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Twenty-four hours. Six cans of 4Loko. And nothing else. Watch a man die for science.
For all the people upset that they won’t have any more increasingly unlikely Turtle and Drama adventures, we’ve created this handy Entourage subplot generator to give you your dose of broxcitement. Courtesy Heavy.com.
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Fresh from the Gathering of the Juggalos, we talk with one of the ringleaders of the attack on Tila Tequila.
So by this point, everybody’s seen the Yogi Bear poster with the inappropriate tagline “Good Things Come In Bears.” Here’s a couple more ideas I came up with. More at heavy.com.
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A new book about Angelina Jolie is set to be released on July 31 and the rumor mongers and gossip bloggers are already starting to buzz about some of the potential revelations.
With Mad Men coming back on Sunday, we thought it would be great to cover the real sex symbols of the decade.
So the complete LOST collection DVD is coming out, and it has a 14 minute short film about Ben and Hurley running the island. Here’s the first pic.
The Internet: letting you get close to the scum of Humanity, one click at a time. Here are the 20 dregs at the bottom of the gene pool.
“You probably don’t even think about dating much anymore. You probably just see it as a distant solar flare on a horizon of Twinkies and Mountain Dew bottles and fat.”
Animals kicking other animals’ asses: good thing, or the best thing?
So Glenn Beck has a new novel out, and we’ve got an exclusive excerpt from the right-wing ranter’s latest work of fiction. Let’s just say fans of investing in gold and horrible racial stereotypes will be more than pleased.
With the news that former child star Gary Coleman, best known for his role as Arnold Drummond on Diff’rent Strokes, has passed on, I felt like the time was right to share a very personal anecdote of my time with Gary.
Bieber obsession starting to get troubling.
LifeLock CEO Todd Davis is so confident in his company’s identity theft prevention service that he posts his social security number on their homepage. Then he gets his identity stolen thirteen times.
Oh, Myspace – remember when you were the hotness? We dove back in this week and brought back 20 specimens of the worst Myspace has to offer.
I hope NASA puts the President’s money to good use – although like a lot of things involving the President and hope, I’m not holding my breath. Which is why I’ve written five stellar (get it, astrophysicists?) ideas to get the ball rolling.
So Barack Obama’s Supreme Court nominee seems to be most certainly a lesbian. What grand American traditions will she interfere with if she’s seated?
When we first saw Kate Walsh’s public service announcement for Oceana about saving endangered sea turtles, we knew that only Zombie Kid could help her get her message across. This one’s for you, TurtleFeed.
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Everybody wants to think their Mom is the best. These people are objectively wrong.