My favorites…. Found out a boyfriend was cheating on my when he missed a lunch date in college, so I went by his dorm room to see what was up. I knock-opened his door to find another girl half clothed on top of him in his bed. He claimed she was “teaching him massage techniques.” I should have known…this is also the guy who faked amnesia to break up with me a year before. When I was in grad school there was a girl who I adored and thought I was dating — she just kept saying she didn’t want to get too serious until I figured up where I would be after graduating in a few months….then I see her “ex-girlfriend” has wished her a very heartfelt happy 1 year anniversary on Facebook. Ugh.