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The 23 Best Lines From Ross Geller On “Friends”

WE WERE ON A BREAK.

23. When Ross made Emma's first birthday all about himself:

22. When there weren't any Santa Claus costumes left:

21. When he relived his childhood traumas:

20. When the rest of the group made jokes at Ross's expense:

19. When he tried to teach Rachel and Phoebe about the power of unagi:

18. When he finally realized how much he wanted to be with Rachel, once and for all:

17. When no one showed up to his pretend funeral:

16. When Rachel was giving birth to their child:

15. When Ross said he was totally FINE with Joey and Rachel dating:

14. When there was a major shampoo explosion in his luggage:

13. When he gave himself the worst nickname of all time:

12. When Ross found out about Monica and Chandler:

11. When Ross tried to threaten Chandler:

10. When Ross left his moist-maker sandwich at work and someone ate it:

9. When Ross could NOT figure out how to properly get a spray tan:

8. When Ross first learned that Rachel had feelings for him:

7. When Ross corrected Rachel's grammar because that's what he was best at:

6. When Ross couldn't move his new couch up the stairs:

5. When he couldn't get his leather pants off:

4. When Ross insisted that he and Rachel were...you know:

3. When he said the wrong name at his and Emily's wedding:

2. When Ross and Rachel finally got together for good:

1. And Ross's best line, which technically isn't even a line at all:

Correction

Ross's reaction in number 14, as a helpful commented pointed out, was to a major shampoo explosion in his luggage. An earlier version of this post misstated it was in reference to Joey and Rachel dating. Oops!