23. When Ross made Emma's first birthday all about himself:
22. When there weren't any Santa Claus costumes left:
21. When he relived his childhood traumas:
20. When the rest of the group made jokes at Ross's expense:
19. When he tried to teach Rachel and Phoebe about the power of unagi:
18. When he finally realized how much he wanted to be with Rachel, once and for all:
17. When no one showed up to his pretend funeral:
16. When Rachel was giving birth to their child:
15. When Ross said he was totally FINE with Joey and Rachel dating:
14. When there was a major shampoo explosion in his luggage:
13. When he gave himself the worst nickname of all time:
12. When Ross found out about Monica and Chandler:
11. When Ross tried to threaten Chandler:
10. When Ross left his moist-maker sandwich at work and someone ate it:
9. When Ross could NOT figure out how to properly get a spray tan:
8. When Ross first learned that Rachel had feelings for him:
7. When Ross corrected Rachel's grammar because that's what he was best at:
6. When Ross couldn't move his new couch up the stairs:
5. When he couldn't get his leather pants off:
4. When Ross insisted that he and Rachel were...you know:
3. When he said the wrong name at his and Emily's wedding:
2. When Ross and Rachel finally got together for good:
1. And Ross's best line, which technically isn't even a line at all:
Correction
Ross's reaction in number 14, as a helpful commented pointed out, was to a major shampoo explosion in his luggage. An earlier version of this post misstated it was in reference to Joey and Rachel dating. Oops!