1.
The "did this person just admit they already internet stalked me?" face:
2.
The "Oh crap I just remembered this person already hooked up with my BFF" face:
3.
The "why are they getting so emotional about their past?" face:
4.
The "I can't believe they just said that out loud" face:
5.
The "OMG did they really just bring up their ex AGAIN?!" face:
6.
The "why does such a hot person have to be so ignorant?" face:
7.
The "are they seriously going to talk about themselves all night?" face:
8.
The "since we obviously have no future I'd really rather just leave now" face:
9.
The "I don't think this person could love anyone as much as they seem to love themselves" face:
10.
The "they don't look anything like their Tinder pic, but it's too late to cancel the date" face:
11.
The "I wonder if they're just as miserable as I am" face:
12.
The "did they seriously just ask me to Venmo them $5 for my beer?" face:
13.
The "I need more wine to survive this conversation, where is the bartender?" face:
14.
The "I wonder if I can check what time it is without them noticing" face:
15.
The "I need an excuse for why I can't go out with them again" face:
16.
The "I am absolutely not going home with you tonight" face:
17.
The "I'm going to lose it if I have to sit through one more offensive joke" face:
18.
The "it's too late to apologize" face:
19.
The "and here come the mommy/daddy issues" face:
20.
The "sorry my ride is here and no you're not getting a kiss goodnight" face:
21.
The "it's actually *not* funny to make a rude joke about my job" face:
22.
The "I can't believe they just checked their new Tinder match while I'm sitting right here" face:
23.
The "I'm probably going to spend the rest of my life alone" face:
