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    What To Get Suri For Her 8th Birthday

    With all the attention on lil’ Blue and North these days, it’s important not to forget about the original Queen B. And no, I’m not talking about Beyonce. I’m talking about Suri Cruise, the original “it” girl. The tiniest socialite there is. Suri has been pounding the city streets in high heels for years now. With her 8th birthday coming up on April 18th, what type of swag does one get for the girl that has everything?

    A new $745 children's Gucci backpack

    A vacation in the Disney Cinderella Castle (price upon request)

    Frrrozen Haute Chocolate from Serendipity 3...because a $25,000 dessert ain't no thang

    This outdoor set for $1200 would make the perfect social setting for upcoming tea parties

    Forget the expensive dogs, Suri wants the most expensive kitty. About $25,000 for a cat seems legit

    She needs this $4000 Renaist toothbrush to keep her teeth pearly white for any paparazzi run-ins

    The most expensive parking spot in NYC ($1 million) would be a perfect place...

    ...for a ballin' car like this Aston Martin DB Junior for $27,000

    Or maybe it could serve as a stable for a personal horse and carriage chauffeur

    These vintage love seats for $1000 would be a perfect addition to her dressing room

    This $200 Chanel football would be a great new accessory

    How about this gold Monopoly board for $2 million?

    An antique carousel would make all other kids envious #sorryshesnotsorry

    And if the carousel is too expensive..how about just a single piece for $495?

    Who are we kidding? She's not going to like any of that anyway