1. When he was flabbergasted by the passing of time:
It's so late I didn't even realise
2. When he questioned the truth behind jet lag:
What does jet lag do now
3. When he had a lot of questions about sleep:
Am I gunna A wake up really early or B not sleep
4. When he joyously celebrated:
That was fun
5. When he celebrated the act of showering:
Woop wooo 🚿time
6. When he discovered his true Patronus:
Me
7. When he was mystified about the true glory of life:
Woahhhh
8. When his fate changed in an instant:
It was great because today has been a really boring day and now it's not :)
9. When he questioned the day's purpose:
What to do what to do
10. When he had deep thoughts about pain:
Ouch
11. When he truly regretted a deep mistake:
Oops
12. When he expressed his angst for alarm clocks:
Dam alarm
13. When he was overwhelmed with emotion for wintertime:
⛄️
14. When his excitement for bedtime knew no bounds:
Ahhhhhh bed
15. When his pain was overwhelming:
My butt hurts
16. When he bestowed the highest honor upon cars:
Car singing is the best singing
17. When he was truly elated:
Huge night
18. When he questioned his talent and abilities:
Wish I was good at falling asleep
19. When he deeply contemplated his alternative career:
I could b a fire fighter
20. When he lamented over letting people see the real him:
Nobody really knows me
21. When he regretted important life decisions:
Bad idea to go out
Liam Payne: the most profound and intellectual Twitterer of 2014.
