A lot of people are pretty upset that THEY weren't having Gos' baby:
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Why is Ryan Gosling dating and having babies with someone that's not me that's honestly so rude I'm VERY salty about it.
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when ryan gosling has a baby with another woman:-(
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The longer I think about Ryan Gosling having a baby with someone who isn't me the more I want to die
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RYAN GOSLING STOP HAVING BABIES WITH PEOPLE THAT ARENT ME.
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It's sad, almost debilitating, knowing that I will never be the mother of Ryan Gosling's first child.
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Ryan Gosling had a baby and it's not with me...line up the tequila shots...
Many people are still in a state of shock and disbelief:
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constant reminders that ryan gosling's child has been born & I can't escape them :-) please world, let me live in my sweet world of denial
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Suddenly a dark cloud settled over Tuesday morning – Eva Mendes had a baby with Ryan Gosling?!
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Ryan Gosling is already a father to a baby girl....... What to feel :((((
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I had a dream last night I had a makeout sesh with Ryan Gosling...it's almost like my soul was saying goodbye
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still refuse to believe eva mendes had a baby with ryan gosling
Some people had some #dark thoughts:
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In Ryan Gosling's next film he doesn't say a word, he just stares into the camera until you start crying.
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ryan gosling had his baby, life goals disappeared
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we haven't even seen pictures of ryan gosling's baby yet, and I already know she's more beautiful than I'll ever be
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I can't quite believe Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had a baby... you've ruined my whole life plans Eva #slutbag #hesmine
Other people thought of some ~interesting~ ideas:
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all i want is to have a baby boy i can raise to grow up and marry Ryan Gosling's baby girl
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ryan gosling's baby girl has been born and I would really like to babysit her because that's the next best thing to actually being her
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Ryan gosling is now a father and that's okay because I think I would make a great stepmom.
And a few people just had some brilliant thoughts about the whole thing:
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EVA MENDES AND RYAN GOSLING HAD THEIR BABY LAST FRIDAY AND ITS PROBABLY THE BEST LOOKING INFANT THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Ryan Gosling is seriously the dilfs of all dilfs now...
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Eva Mendes is 40 (hottest 40 year old ever) and had Ryan Gosling's baby (he's 33)...YOU GO GIRL
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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have a daughter now. The sacred gene pool sequence has been activated.
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So apparently Eva Mendes gave birth to Ryan Gosling's baby on Friday. He is already building them both a house. By hand.
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I feel like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez's baby could easily be Ariana Grande.
CONGRATS TO THE ADORABLE NEW FAMILY.
