Step 1: Fly first class on Angel Airlines.
Step 2: Goof around on said plane, and take Taylor Swift-approved polaroids.
Step 3: Look like you *didn't* just fly nearly 4,000 miles when you get off the plane, and carry your luggage in style.
Step 4: Take touristy pics around London while looking like an actual angel sent from the heavens above.
Step 5: Calm your night-before-the-fashion-show jitters by having some girl time with Taylor Swift.
Step 6: Go through all of your pre-show rituals.
Like, drink some fountain-of-youth-magical-model water.
Get in a late-night last minute workout.
Take a quick nap.
Eat a hearty meal to keep your energy up when you strut your stuff.
Have a slumber party in Ariana Grande's trailer.
And get approximately 3,452 roses delivered to you by your husband Adam Levine.
Step 7: Prep your goods with your glam squad.
Get a good face mask in.
Bronze those legs.
Hang out upside down to get that blood flowing and keep your cheeks rosy.
Get a nice manicure from a buff, bearded dude.
And massage away all of your stresses.
Step 8: Add your wings! And some crazy futuristic leg contraptions.
Step 9: STRUT YOUR STUFF LIKE THE ANGEL THAT YOU ARE.
Step 10: End the night with some more girl time with your BFF Taylor.
Because you aren't an A-list Angel unless you insta at least two pics with T. Swift.
Well done. You did it. You are now an Angel.
CONGRATULATIONS.