1. When she was just as done with this hell hole called Winter as you were:
i'm past the point of "awh snow is so fluffy and cute and whimsical i love winter" and on to "MY CHACHAS ARE FREEZING GET ME TO MIAMI ASAP"
2. When she made you realize that there's so much more out there:
THE WORLD IS SO BIG AND THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE LEFT TO MEET AND EXPERIENCES TO BE HAD AND BOYS LEFT TO KISS AND PLACES LEFT TO EXPLORE
3. When she gave you an A+ pickup line for your next Tinder match:
does your left eye hurt? because you've been looking right all day
4. When she understood the religious, emotional experience of seeing your favorite band's show:
one of my favorite pastimes is crying at the 1975's concerts
5. When she knew what it felt like to wake up and just think, NOPE:
not today thank u
6. When she gave you the *perfect* idea for your bucket list:
one day i wanna spontaneously buy a plane ticket and take the first flight out to a country i've always wanted to visit with someone i love
7. When she gave you the ultimate goal to aspire to:
"i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field" OH MY GOD
8. When she prayed to the altar of Starbucks:
one thing on my bucket list was to try one of those holiday drinks at Starbucks 2 see what all the hype is about...cinnamon latte SLAYED me
9. When she could relate to 75% of your life:
hungry + angry= hangry
10. When she reminded you that life is all about perspective, and happiness is a choice:
i've decided to look for words that make me happy and not torture myself with the words that don't :)
11. When she made you realize that your feelings count, dammit:
i'm tired of constantly wondering if it's sensible for me to feel a certain way, "your feelings are valid simply because you feel them"
12. When she understood your yearly Halloween struggle:
it's going to take heavy machinery to stop me from ever dressing up for Halloween. i will be in a wheelchair asking for candy
13. When she reminded you that happiness is living in the moment:
"nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed"
14. When was #sensible and smart:
me: DOCTORS say dark chocolate is GOOD FOR YOU me: *eats three whole candy bars*
15. When she brought the most glorious, life-affirming plan to your attention:
yesterday i ordered take out Chinese food and i ate it in THE BATH. best experience of my life
16. When she understood that life mostly revolves around what you're gonna eat next:
it's kind of scary how i use food as an incentive for every task "ok i do this and then i can go eat"
17. When she was fantastic, and wonderful, and inspiring:
DONT LET FEAR TRICK U INTO THINKING LIFE IS ANYTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL BE BRAVE AND GET HURT AND GET BACK UP AND FIND THE GUTS TO BE BRAVE AGAIN
18. And mostly, when she reminded you to let your fangirl flag fly:
essential rule of life #1834: life is too short to pretend you don't love one direction concerts.
KEEP ON SLAYING, GIRL.
