Which Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Your Ideal Valentine?

Admit it, you would marry Inception JGL if it were legal to marry a fictional character.

1. You already know that there is only one Valentine for you. And that is the crown prince of loveliness, Mr. JGL.

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2. But JGL is a man of many looks and many talents.

He has advanced skills in creating pants feelings.

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3. He’s had long hair…

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Sony Pictures Studios

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4. …and short hair.

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5. It can be hard to decide which version of JGL is the right Valentine for you.

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6. Would you want the sad puppy eyes of (500) Days of Summer JGL?

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Fox Searchlight

Fox Searchlight


He looks like he’d be excellent at rom-coms and snuggling.

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7. The sleek, lovely lines of Inception JGL?

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Warner Brothers

Warner Brothers


He probably made dinner reservations months in advance.

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8. Maybe scrappy, wide-eyed enthusiasm of hitRECord regularJOE is more your speed?

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9. Or do you really just want to get down and dirty on Valentine’s Day with Magic Mike JGL?




Magic Mike JGL is probably a great conversationalist.

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10. Do you actually just have a big, ridiculous secret crush on Hesher JGL?

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Wrekin Hill Entertainment

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11. Admit it. You’ve got a thing for JGL in Bruce Willis make-up. It’s OK. Just say it.

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No one would blame you.

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12. So, which JGL is your ideal Valentine?

You can only pick one, because you must save some for the rest of us.

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13. Tell us in the comments below!

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