1. You already know that there is only one Valentine for you. And that is the crown prince of loveliness, Mr. JGL.
2. But JGL is a man of many looks and many talents.
He has advanced skills in creating pants feelings.
4. …and short hair.
5. It can be hard to decide which version of JGL is the right Valentine for you.
6. Would you want the sad puppy eyes of (500) Days of Summer JGL?
He looks like he’d be excellent at rom-coms and snuggling.
7. The sleek, lovely lines of Inception JGL?
He probably made dinner reservations months in advance.
9. Or do you really just want to get down and dirty on Valentine’s Day with Magic Mike JGL?
Magic Mike JGL is probably a great conversationalist.
10. Do you actually just have a big, ridiculous secret crush on Hesher JGL?
11. Admit it. You’ve got a thing for JGL in Bruce Willis make-up. It’s OK. Just say it.
No one would blame you.
12. So, which JGL is your ideal Valentine?
You can only pick one, because you must save some for the rest of us.