8. How far would you be willing to go to save the day?
I would put gross things down people’s shirts if it meant I could keep them from getting what I want.
I would go somewhere I shouldn’t be, but then I would do some amazing feat to save my own ass.
I would steal things from bears because YOLO.
I would chase after thieves, but not before changing the life of my school bully.
I would ride my horse through a storm.
I would sneak out of my house at night.
9. What's the biggest change you've experienced recently?
You finally figured out what to do with your hair.
You started letting people in.
You repaired a bad relationship.
Everything, because THIS WAS YOUR YEAR.
Nothing, because everything you touch turns to crap.
You stopped letting the negative people in your life control all your feels.
Which American Girl Doll Are You?
Look, you’ve got vision coming out the ass, and you will be damned if anyone is going to get in your way. So what if you’re impractical and don’t think things through? You know who else probably looked impractical? The woman who thought people would buy $80 dolls and the hundreds of dollars of accessories that come with them.
It’s not that you don’t like people, it’s just that a lot of your problems would go away if you didn’t have to worry so much about how to not offend them. You prefer horses because they don’t really give a shit if you curtsy correctly, or if you are an unaccompanied maiden at a ball. It also doesn’t hurt that the stable boy is hot.
Samantha is basically the Samantha of the American Girls: you’re fabulous and you don’t give a damn about what anyone thinks of your life and who you spend your time with. But that doesn’t mean that you’re clueless, and not generous, oh no. You know that with great power comes responsibility.
You are a person who has all the room in the world to complain, and yet chooses not too, which is nothing short of a miracle. Your attitude is shockingly good, and other people notice it. This is probably how you miraculously end up being gifted with a new fancy dress every 2-3 months.
You’re that friend who likes to do favors for people, except that those favors usually end in everything getting wrecked/holidays getting ruined/people being mortally injured. But you’re really, really nice about all of it, so everyone just sort of looks the other way when you offer to bring the wine to a party and end up accidentally robbing a liquor store. Seriously, how did that even happen?
You’re friends with everybody. In fact, you’re that friend who is friends with a lot of different people who don’t really get along, so you spend a lot of your time putting out fires, and trying to make jokes to distract people from the fact that they don’t like each other. Also, you tend to be super nostalgic for a idealized time in the past which never really existed. But that’s only because you think the best of everyone and everything, you know?