Buzz·Posted on Sep 25, 201422 Reasons Why Fall Sucks For Women With Big BoobsOh dear lord, it's cold nipple season.by by Kristin ChiricoBuzzFeed Staff, by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When you're suddenly attacked with the dreaded THO: Titty Hard-On. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Getting your coat zipped requires the jaws of life. 3. Scarves always get shoved up to your chin. View this photo on Instagram 4. Oversized sweaters are never oversized on you. 5. You're not buttoning that cardigan. View this photo on Instagram 6. Every Halloween costume looks like it was meant to be a sexy Halloween costume. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Leaves get stuck in your cleavage. View this photo on Instagram 8. Cable-knit sweaters always make your boobs look even bigger. View this photo on Instagram 9. Other people are excited that it's cool enough to go running, but you're still having the same old problems. View this photo on Instagram 10. You can't see your cute fall boots. View this photo on Instagram 11. You know full well that puffer vests are a closed option to you. View this photo on Instagram 12. Ponchos can make you feel like a circus tent. View this photo on Instagram 13. You feel like the only person who doesn't get to reap the flattering benefits of the fall blazer. View this photo on Instagram 14. Layering your clothes makes you feel super bulky. View this photo on Instagram 15. You are envious of everyone who can pull off the cute "button-up shirt under a sweater" look. View this photo on Instagram 16. When you see everyone excited about "No Bra Day" and you know that there's no way that you can participate. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Having to deal with all the "sexy" sports apparel. 18. When your favorite team scores, jumping up and down in excitement is not a super good idea. 19. You forget how exhausting pumpkin patches can be when you have to carry around another set of pumpkins. View this photo on Instagram 20. When you carve a pumpkin and you lean over the table and pumpkin gunk gets all. over. your girls. View this photo on Instagram 21. Fighting the crowds during Black Friday for clothing deals is pointless, because nothing is going to be in your size. View this photo on Instagram 22. You would give your first born for a cute peacoat that would actually fit you.